i dont think i ever told people about the egg decorating competitions my secondary school started doing at easter
this was my favourite entry of all time and it didnt win and im still outraged
oh ym fucking god beautiful
He just wants all this BS to be over
One of Beyoncé’s models for her VMA Vanguard Award performance tells a story about how Beyoncé comforted her before the show began. So sweet!
ok real talk the best part about the last supper, any last supper, is the apostle trying desperately to sing over the awkward uncomfortable atmosphere like lalala nothings happening
Yeah and then Jesus comes back and is like “Unbelievable you all fell asleep in my moments of anxiety.”
When he gets arrested everybody’s like OH MAN JESUS HOLD UP WE’LL SAVE YOU and passive aggressive JC is all like “You know what? You should all stick to fishing from now on and see if you can catch a fuck for me because I can’t find any of my fucks anymore thanks a lot dicks”