if I ever get married I don’t want an expensive ring like I really don’t if I got a ring worth $15,000 I’d be mad do you know how many video games and pop tarts we could’ve bought with that
No, you don’t understand
Russian Droog gives me a lot of feels because what if Aradia was like “Papa I can’t sleep. Can you sing to me?”
And DD is like what no at first but then Aradia insists and he’s like gosh okay but only one song and then you sleep
AND THEN HE SINGS KATYUSHA TO HER AND ARADIA DOESN’T UNDERSTAND WHAT IT MEANS BUT SHE STILL LOVES IT AND SHE GOES TO SLEEP
decided to post this separately.
there’s an au where droog is a russian soldier and i’m too much a poop to say more so just have this art.
MY HEADCANON <3
due to luigi’s use of “friggin” in who ordered pizza? i have this headcanon that luigi actually doesnt swear in his dad’s presence and instead resorts to using euphemisms and 10 year old kid clean versions of whatever he was originally going to say probably because of rotti’s constant stern look of disapproval every time luigi used the f-word as a kid
"fuck pavi i swear to god im going to stick that mirror up your fu—"
"is that-a papa"
"—uuudging… nose you!…gigantic…fu-TRUCKING!… weewee!"
my favorite method of studying is crying a little and hoping for the best right before the test