today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish
1963 Peter Pan Peanut Butter coloring book. Apparently Peter was a lady, and Tinkerbell was a plump vampire! Via and everything else
holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????
this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do
I started playing pokemon again after a 2 month hiatus and it never occurred to me then how great Sycamore is (and how pretty too). I like to imagine him as the sorta guy to sneak off on doob breaks and chill with his pokebuds at the lab when things are stressful.
In Spanish we have some good swear words and insults.
My personal favorites are huevón and imbécil. Those are insults. The offensiveness depends on how you say it and in which country you say it
let me educate you *clears throat*… maricón, puta, estupido, maldito, coño de tu madre
have a nice day :)
Ah yes, maricón is also great.
I like the English translation of it as well but that will cause everybody in tumblr to beat me up if I say it
this frightens me unreasonably
omfg I was walking home from the bus stop and I saw this elderly couple where this woman was pushing her husband in a wheelchair and I was like “aw that’s cute” but as I got closer to them I heard them talking and she was like “you’re a huge asshole, tom” and he was like “JUST PUSH ME INTO A DITCH”