Krait

ymiryeager:

12 days of snk

favorite titan shifter: eren yeager

TITANS WILL EAT YOUR BABIES

oedipusmotherfuckingtyrannus:

MOST PROBLEMS IN GREEK MYTHOLOGY INVOLVE ZEUS FUCKING BITCHES - BUT WOULD HE ACTUALLY FUCK HIS OWN DAUGHTER, PERSEPHONE? OF COURSE HE FUCKING WOULD.

THIS TIME HIS CUNNING PLAN WAS TO DISGUISE HIMSELF AS A SNAKE TO SEDUCE HER. SEXY. ALTERNATIVELY HE JUST DRESSED UP AS HER HUBBY HADES, THOUGH THAT’S A BIT TOO FUCKING OBVIOUS.

EITHER WAY HE FUCKS HER AND SHE ENDS UP GIVING BIRTH TO A FUCKING BADASS SON, ZAGREUS. ZAGREUS IS FUCKING AWESOME - HE CAN DO ALL KINDS OF COOL SHAPESHIFTING GOD SHIT, PLUS ZEUS MUTTERED SOME SHIT ABOUT ZAGREUS BEING HIS HEIR. 

BUT THEN HERA FOUND OUT. HERA FUCKING HATES EVIDENCE OF ZEUS’ SLUTTINESS. SHE GRABS ZAGREUS AND ASKS THE TITANS TO DO SOME BABYSITTING. THEIR CHILD-CARE METHODS INVOLVED RIPPING ZAGREUS TO FUCKING PIECES AND EATING HIM.

BUT EVERYTHING WAS FINE, BECAUSE, IN ONE TELLING, ZEUS TAKES THE BABY’S FUCKING RIPPED-UP HEART AND SPIKES SOMEONE’S DRINK WITH IT. THAT SOMEONE WAS A MORTAL LADY, SEMELE - SO ZAGREUS GETS RE-BORN AS HER SON DIONYSUS AND EVERYTHING IS FUCKING GREAT.

caprette:

I’ve been listening to Cake all morning >:u
and I drew this while listening to Sheep Go To Heaven Goats Go To Hell
about halfway through I realized I should have faun-Gamz playing pan-pipes instead haha
I’ll go do that now.
:edit:
ok here’s Panzee  :o)

caprette:

I’ve been listening to Cake all morning >:u

and I drew this while listening to Sheep Go To Heaven Goats Go To Hell

about halfway through I realized I should have faun-Gamz playing pan-pipes instead haha

I’ll go do that now.

:edit:

ok here’s Panzee  :o)

I want honey

extremisitis replied to your post:Vulvasaur
omfg

I had to be said

leviskinnyjeans:

You’re going to ruin my image!—Spoof on Titan 19

leviskinnyjeans:

You’re going to ruin my image!—Spoof on Titan 19

Vulvasaur

glennoconnell:

Frozen 2

If you’re ever sad, just remember one time Mikasa picked Reiner up and tossed him towards Eren and Annie